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Were kind of a vibe right now Hi everyone We are definitely a middleaged bisexual BBWBHM couple Were both over 6ft tall employed decent health and STI free We stay pretty busy during the week so playtime for the two of us usually occurs on weekends We are not averse to meeting in public and we definitively meet and play on the first meet Or we can go right to playingCurrently its July 17 so the pool is openWere more on the polyfuckery side than we are polyamory We dont identify as swingers because we dont do this often enough We love each other fully and enjoy being with other people as a couple and watching our partner with othersWe arent looking for relationships but sexual fun with people we actually likeWe can host Interested You can instant message or flirt and well respond Cant do that We kick with the Male acct Its courierdude over thereWere aware our body type may not be your thing Thats cool no worries Part of why we have pics up is so no one is surprised should we meet Were on the nerdier geeky side of things Were also into theatre and performing arts Well read articulate and we think were fun to hang out withIf you see us listed in any city other than Tempe it means were in that town and DEFINITELY looking to playNew friends are cool too especially if you have insight to clubs parties Were relative new to this so were not afraid to ask questions if youre sharing knowledge Were doing this for the enjoyment the pleasure the gratification Were eager not desperate. I'm looking for fun and someone to snuggle with on occasion I want to reiterate that I am NOT looking for a relationship, I just want some occasional nookie and someone to hold for awhile afterwards Oral is my strong suit as I have a bad back and a little dick, so penetration is no kind of a party for anyone I am open to any age, but 40-60 would have more in common with me I feel I should say something more, and as I have looked at the pics of some of the other fellows here, I have come to the realization that I can't compete with them physically, especially in terms of dick size, and let's face it, size matters and don't let anyone try to tell you otherwise So, I will use my words, as the say, and tell, rather than show, what I can do for you ladies I have back issues and a small pecker, that is true, but I have other talents and my mouth and fingers work just fine I get off on feeling and watching your body respond to my touch of lips and tongue, as well as my words as my fingers go on a "deep dive" of your most feminine charms In other words, I wanna go down on you and make you squirm I wanna penetrate you mentally as my fingers penetrate you physically To quote the late George Michael "I want your sex" and "I will be your Father Figure" as well, if that is your thing If you can get past the beer belly and the less than stellar wang near Saint Louis Missouri, I think we can have some fun. Looking to meet a discrete friend, (FWB) for exciting fun times in the central Louisiana/Texas area. Moved to the Louisville area last year for a job and interested in meeting someone to have fun with.